Monday, December 7, 2009
new season!!!
Saturday, June 13, 2009
angels and demon (movie)

Thursday, June 11, 2009
ANGELS AND DEMONS !!!

Friday, June 5, 2009
the day of cricket!!

SELECTION COMMITTEE: nitin,pavan,siva,sharat.
hehe actualy those were the only members i had in my team so u see we belong to the selection commitee also..we had some star junior players in the hostel...the ones in the spotlight...vidyasagar and manjunath...we went up and requested those guys abt the match
and like sunny deol and sunil shetty of BORDER movie they said...we are with u...phew that makes six now..hav to search 5 more....we had to good players in our class also shreik and raju..so total 8 ready by nw...wat abt the rest...even we dont know lets see tmrw...
THE MORNING::so finaly the sunday came..walking out of the hostel and into the ground wich faced our hostel directly i probably and my team gav the seniors the most weirdest look ..they were just looking at us and laughing...we ll frankly none of us really looked like cricketers..almost evryone in shorts except vidyasagar..he probably looked like the only sportstar in our team..
SECRET SOURCES::the senior had been into the university team in frst year itself and right now his team consist of three good fourth years,3 third years and res 2nd years..was feeling like a scape goat now.
THE TOSS::well we dint have some ex cricketer coming fr the toss rather it was pretty normal one but yeah we walkd all the way to the pitch for the toss..i hav the reputation of losing almost every toss till now..6 out off 7 straight LOSSES...and this 8th one wasnt any surprise also...i lost and we were put to BAT FIRST....
THE MATCH::the match started and we had our openers sharat and raju...we wanted to keep the main star sagar in reserve so that he doesnt faces the tough bowlers..the bowler was vishwa sir 4th year..strong built dark and his head was well above six feet from the ground...our players hehe rather got really tensed...sharat got out in no time..
score update:2 for 1
so finaly sagar came into the crease..every one had his eyes hooked on him..we were resting with the chances of win over him and the seniors eyed him as a hurdle in their victory..
first ball he played a gud defencive stroke..in the pavillion...ohh sorry dint tell u abt this place right..yeah we hav this pavillion or the steps in the ground..an elevation gud enough to give u a nice view of the whole ground..we were sitting one on each step and carefully watching sagar that he does some karishma...but rather he went out sheepishly the very next ball..
score update:5 for 2
the third wicket was to fall was raju and i had sensed it team was in panic mode....it was now me and shriek in the crease..the caption of the opponent team the same senior who had askd fr the game rather considerd himself good enough to feild the offside..standing on the wide mid off postion with no covers...we had a good eye on this area and it was me on the crease now facing the dark tall bowler..a good fuller delivery i simply lofted it on the off side and it ran away to four..phew...something dat made the team cheer for..we had the first four now...it was this partnership between me and shreik that we cud take our score to 39 ....by the tym the confidence level of our team had boosted up and we were expecting a turnaround...shreik had one six also to his name...the seniors were in a tizzy...there captain came into bowling..it were the end overs and i had decided to swing the bat...the ball was a perfect slower one right into the block hole and i was simply TOTALED...the captian went mad was howling and showing sme signs toward me....i cudnt do much but simply laugh because i knew i had done my job well...with the confidence boost up...our team did fairly well in putting up 56 runs on the board fr final 14 overs....dat was the target...
the best thing about our team was bowling...we had great situations where we bowled out a mca playing side fr meagre 32 in a 14over match..and today we had some target to save...it was their captain who was their opener..manjunath bowled a brilliant line and the over just went fr 2 runs...the second over was bowled by shreik...and frst ball with bang the batsman was bowled...it was a thumping start by now...for a moment we forgot that we were juniors..we were roaring..shouting screaming yelling....the seniors were baffeled..the match had generated quite a good spectators also..many from the hostel were now sitting in the grass and enjoying the match bot the seniors and juniors..
manjunath managed another wicket in his next over but the danger man the captain still was at loose on the crease..i came in 5th over as the replacement ..captain to captain face to face...he was a real gud hitter of the bowler and he mostly tried to clear the ball over the long off..first ball i bowled a fuller one and he directly hit it for a six on long off..i was perplexed...wat to bowl the next ball..a short one ? a yorker? a slower one ?...i decided to take the risk a fuller one again..i carefully observed the movement he was giving while i was taking my runnup..he was sticking into the crease and his footwrk nt good...i bowled a perfect tempting ball neither a fuller nor a good length..he took the bait...went with the short hoping to clear it over the boundary but the ball went high into the air giving enough time fr the fielder and he was caught at the baundary...celebrations time.....the team had lost its major batsmen and the team now was on the loosing edge...we carefully bowled our next overs and all the players giving their best....we mange to win with a margin of 9 runs...
a victory!!!
yeah we were the proud juniors who created ripples in the hostel...seniors were beaten in the game of cricket...a matter of shame for some one and a great deal of pride fr others!!!!
desi tadka!!

re re main thwaada pardesi
o pardesi, o pardesi, gaanv ki karo beda paar
re re main thwada pardesi
waqt ne kar daala banta??, ib kya hoyega ki a gaye yaar
namm baawari baawari kuchh sa lage
kabi ituk dole, kabhi utt bhaage
o pardesi o pardesi, naino mein sapano hajaar
re re main thwada pardesi
laage mitha mitha chadaya bukhaar
ishq mushkil na chhupe baawade yaar
dil ki takhti pe naam likha tera gehara
kaatil aankhon pe julfon ka saje hai ??
huwa pardesi huwa pardesi mitha sa chadha hai bukhaar
re re main thwada pardesi
o pardesi, o pardesi, gaanv ki karo beda paar
re re main thwada pardesi
re re main thwada pardesi....
Monday, June 1, 2009
REARVIEW..

Sunday, May 31, 2009
NELLORE PEDDA REDDY!!

Saturday, May 30, 2009
quit smoking and be a billionare!!

enjoy dude..i m no one to say anythng...haa but i can tell u a small tale..not much related to ur cigarette but about a billionare..
this is about a rickshaw walah..
he was a young guy who came all the way from bihar at the age of 15..young searching fr work in the busy capital city ..he soon got a daily job so did his frens who were of the same age and came from bihar..a rickshaw on rent and a small jhuggi where he lived with his frens..dat was his life for now..they had their dreams so settle one day well,a bride,a family happiness,but for now they dint hav anythng but a rented rickshaw and arented jhuggi..with a small amount of earning just enough to fill thier stomach most of them thought a BIDI was the best way to spend for some joy..indeed they were happy with dat..but this fellow thought the other way around..he dint touch it..he devoid himself from the pleasure of beedis and lived a normal life..
30years passed now the rickshaw walah is a happy man.he is a billionare..he owns a 3 bedroom palace in one of the bettr areas of delhi..his daughter well educated and married to a gud guy..a small family living happily..though his frens still struggling in the same old jhuggi pleasuring the smoke of the same beedi..
wat happend that changed his life??
was it some LOTTERY OR SOME HIDDEN TREASURE..
well u dnt hav to think much just the RUPEE which he saved from not smoking and carefully preserved and nourished it got bigger and bigger with time and is worth 3 crore..yes its the same old rupee..
hmm speaking facts it does happen.not talking about the health or other things...just sit back and think again..
cost of a beedi pack and match box fr a day: rs 3
cost of a beedi pack and match box fr a month: rs 90
cost of a beedi pack and match box fr a yr: rs 1080
with all the mathematical calculations its proven...u add dis amount in the bank and keep on adding up the amount..it sums up to 3 crore 50 lakh in 30 years...
think again guys before smoking...agar ek beedi se 3 crore save kar sakte ho to ek golda flake ciggrette se to kya kya karskte ho...hmm think again before lighting a ciggrette..the pleasure frm it isnt worth a billion fr sure..
Thursday, May 28, 2009
cat chase
"nana !! any ragging in the collge?"..ragging no way mumma.evrythng is cool..ekdum bindaas...lil do they know that i came across something like dat just da bfre nyt they called...its was the frst sem exams..studying with music was my way of doing things..so i pluuged in my music player and was studying in my room....after a while i decided to take a stroll around da campus at 9 o clock to freshen up my mind..music was on and checking the mobile... i was slowly taking a long walk and staying away frm the walk way as i was told that u hav snakes walking mre often then people at nyt in them,then i moved towards the canteen area..i was just about to turn back towards the hostel that i saw someone waving at me....i took a pause plugged out the music and gave a ultra casual reply "MEE??"...........
"aurkya BHENC***" came the reply....aha seems like trouble....i spotted a tall guy standing with two sitting in much mre calm manner...."yes wat is it?" i asked as if i dint knew wat was going to happen...my voice had already arousen the felow sitting frm his meditating state and he came up to me and.....ma ke **** behen c*** went on and on and on...."ahhh sir maza agaya ..bahut din hogaye hindi mai gaali nahi suni..dilli ki yaad agayi"..tu dilli se hai??
aha the trick had worked..the senior had sme secret affection fr the northies....dont know ye har jagah koi na koi jhagda kyun hota hai...northies or southies junior is a junior..but hehe right now who cares if it saves my ass frm RAGGING tonight i m a northie...
haan sir..i m from delhi....suddenly the third guy turned and said "he is the one wo ground floor wala bht shana hai"....ahem should i be happy that he knows me or shud i rather be sad fr the thing dat he thinks that i m shana"....kyun saale bahut shana hai tu....nooo nooo sir...kya sir aap bhi...
chal khade hoja idhar aur salute maar...salutes are almost part and parcel of evry ragging sessions and curriculum....gitam salute to start with....hmmm cant give the exact details but yeah gitam salute had its unique feature .hehe...hogaya..thodi sharam ayi but fine...den sme SD..boleto self detail...meow meow bhou bhou my name is nitin...with almost evryline starting and ending with meow meow and bhou bhou i completed my SD in respectable 30 takes..dekha seniors want perfection frm u..."mummy seniors are very helpfull mummy"..ahh the senior was in no mood now...phew that saved me...we sat there...so nw he was checking me out..took my music player,my cellphone..made a call to his gal fren..and then he spotted a cat near the canteen area...jaage pakad ke leke aa ..nahi laya to cell nahi dunga..now dis sucks man....u cant expect to run behind a cat at dis tym..nt even if it carries a handsome reward...but then senior is a senior..and junior is a junior..i ran behind it..hehe.it was funny..maja bhi aya..by no way i cud match that cat..either i was new to ragging or it was used to such types of ragging style..wateva it was the senior asked me to stop finaly...hmm he was satisfied ..phew i did well i suppose..performance kaisa tha sir...
hmm..to bta kya kya karta hai...sir cricket khelta hun...hmm acha to match khelega????
well surely....dont know why but the challenge and excitement made me say yes..the senior said u lose and u take my whole team out fr a day.....and wat if u lose sir????
damn why did i ask that..was he gonna beat me up...?...another round of SD???
OR THE CAT CHASE???
well unlikely the senior just smiled and said..."i lyk u"....match khel pehle!!!!
match to be continued..
Monday, May 25, 2009
BIRD WATCH AND BABE WATCH !!!
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Sunday, May 24, 2009
mail today!!
pink boxer!!! aha something good ..us army man goes into war with pink boxers.becomes popular in one night... INFERENCE :
rest nothing much of intresting stuff..politics as usual covering almost evry bit available in the paper and IPL doing the rest..by the way DECCAN CHARGERS WON!!! cha..atleast had RCB won thodi ijjat to bachti..daredevils ne mooh kala krwadia..wapas vizag kaise jaunga...
dats all from the paper ..wud get back in a while..
the republic day 2008
nyt outside campus beer bottles and that tooo juniors..probably the most unlikely positions u wud ever wana be..i quickly asked my frn just follow me..and without looking anywhre..i scaled back on to the campus wall..and lo we were into the campus..succesfully bringing the divine liquid with us fighting all odds...
the room was set by then..chips kurkure peanuts and no signs of the books...the 6 young boys who have till now only heard of C2H5OH in chemistry had smething to experiment with..although all were first timers,some started as if they wke up early in the morning not with coffe or milk but with chilled beer..while some were just waiting for all the others to drink up first and assure them that it isnt any poison and yes they can live up to write the exam the day after..
within no time the bottles were finished..evry one had his share...and yeah now we are men!!!
hmm bottles in hand.how to dispose hem..one said throw them into the garden besides..gud idea lets do this..with the four bottles three people me sharat and yk went up to the hostel boundry wall..here goes the first bottle...DHUD!!! perfect landing onto the soft grass..common go fr the next one ...TSSHHH!!! oops sorryy dint meant to break it...the watchmen started to whistle..o my god !!! BHAAGOO!!! suddenly sharat shouted "who will throw these"...TSSHHH !!! TSHHH!!!...here goes the other two...running back to the room there was a feeling of achievement..yes hostel life is fun..we are gonna rock....HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!!!!
smart marketing!!!
recession !!!!
for my gurus
i almost never had an identity of mine..but it was in 9th maybe for the first time i was known by my name..dat was the time when NITIN DID OUTSMART HER SISTER...