Thursday, May 28, 2009

cat chase

"nana !! any ragging in the collge?"..ragging no way mumma.evrythng is cool..ekdum bindaas...lil do they know that i came across something like dat just da bfre nyt they called...its was the frst sem exams..studying with music was my way of doing things..so i pluuged in my music player and was studying in my room....after a while i decided to take a stroll around da campus at 9 o clock to freshen up my mind..music was on and checking the mobile... i was slowly taking a long walk and staying away frm the walk way as i was told that u hav snakes walking mre often then people at nyt in them,then i moved towards the canteen area..i was just about to turn back towards the hostel that i saw someone waving at me....i took a pause plugged out the music and gave a ultra casual reply "MEE??"...........

"aurkya BHENC***" came the reply....aha seems like trouble....i spotted a tall guy standing with two sitting in much mre calm manner...."yes wat is it?" i asked as if i dint knew wat was going to happen...my voice had already arousen the felow sitting frm his meditating state and he came up to me and.....ma ke **** behen c*** went on and on and on...."ahhh sir maza agaya ..bahut din hogaye hindi mai gaali nahi suni..dilli ki yaad agayi"..tu dilli se hai??

aha the trick had worked..the senior had sme secret affection fr the northies....dont know ye har jagah koi na koi jhagda kyun hota hai...northies or southies junior is a junior..but hehe right now who cares if it saves my ass frm RAGGING tonight i m a northie...

haan sir..i m from delhi....suddenly the third guy turned and said "he is the one wo ground floor wala bht shana hai"....ahem should i be happy that he knows me or shud i rather be sad fr the thing dat he thinks that i m shana"....kyun saale bahut shana hai tu....nooo nooo sir...kya sir aap bhi...

chal khade hoja idhar aur salute maar...salutes are almost part and parcel of evry ragging sessions and curriculum....gitam salute to start with....hmmm cant give the exact details but yeah gitam salute had its unique feature .hehe...hogaya..thodi sharam ayi but fine...den sme SD..boleto self detail...meow meow bhou bhou my name is nitin...with almost evryline starting and ending with meow meow and bhou bhou i completed my SD in respectable 30 takes..dekha seniors want perfection frm u..."mummy seniors are very helpfull mummy"..ahh the senior was in no mood now...phew that saved me...we sat there...so nw he was checking me out..took my music player,my cellphone..made a call to his gal fren..and then he spotted a cat near the canteen area...jaage pakad ke leke aa ..nahi laya to cell nahi dunga..now dis sucks man....u cant expect to run behind a cat at dis tym..nt even if it carries a handsome reward...but then senior is a senior..and junior is a junior..i ran behind it..hehe.it was funny..maja bhi aya..by no way i cud match that cat..either i was new to ragging or it was used to such types of ragging style..wateva it was the senior asked me to stop finaly...hmm he was satisfied ..phew i did well i suppose..performance kaisa tha sir...

hmm..to bta kya kya karta hai...sir cricket khelta hun...hmm acha to match khelega????

well surely....dont know why but the challenge and excitement made me say yes..the senior said u lose and u take my whole team out fr a day.....and wat if u lose sir????

damn why did i ask that..was he gonna beat me up...?...another round of SD???

OR THE CAT CHASE???

well unlikely the senior just smiled and said..."i lyk u"....match khel pehle!!!!

match to be continued..

2 comments:

  1. lol... :D
    so u chase cats in vizag...!!!

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  2. i used to sometime ago..now the job is fr my junior to do.hehe

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