NELLORE PEDDA REDDY!!

i want to talk to NELLORE PEDDA REDDY RIGHT NOW....i dont know i want to talk to NELLORE PEDDA REDDY RIGHT NOW...must have clicked somewhere in ur mind of our one and only BRAHMI...yup with him in the sight i named myself NELLORE PEDDA REDDY a.k.a N.P.R IN counter strike ...counter strike as most of the people know is nothing CHOR POLICE KA GAME..but once u play it u just cant get out of it...one of the most addictive games of all time..khelte khelte subah se raat hone ka pata bhi nahi chalta...started in frst year but got addicted in second year completely..so much that even class got their holidays frm me.hehe.attendnce shortage..nyt outs..gaming gaming and more gaming...gaming was now over the head...it took many lives..lost sme frns..relations...got isolated..hmm finaly the game had killed me..left the game..dint play again..N.P.R went silent..did play sometimes fr my team in competions but mre then that..N.P.R has retired...but somewhre whenevr my roomies plays it the hand shivers...a feeling of getting up and playing does comes up...so does the fear of loosing out again someone....

quit smoking and be a billionare!!

today is 31st may and its declared "NO SMOKING DAY " world wide by the WHO..on this account i would like people to work on some basic statistics and see some mind boggling result...smoking was once limited to nawabs and landlords who used the antique hookahs to show their status in their area..but today every second man is asmoker in india with a whopping 120 million ppl consuming tobbaco i the form of cigarette ghutka beedi and chewable tobbaco..now many people know that it causes cancer,lung diseases.etc etc...i wont say anythng regarding those as half of the smokers would just say i give a damn man.let me enjoy my puff...!!!
enjoy dude..i m no one to say anythng...haa but i can tell u a small tale..not much related to ur cigarette but about a billionare..
this is about a rickshaw walah..
he was a young guy who came all the way from bihar at the age of 15..young searching fr work in the busy capital city ..he soon got a daily job so did his frens who were of the same age and came from bihar..a rickshaw on rent and a small jhuggi where he lived with his frens..dat was his life for now..they had their dreams so settle one day well,a bride,a family happiness,but for now they dint hav anythng but a rented rickshaw and arented jhuggi..with a small amount of earning just enough to fill thier stomach most of them thought a BIDI was the best way to spend for some joy..indeed they were happy with dat..but this fellow thought the other way around..he dint touch it..he devoid himself from the pleasure of beedis and lived a normal life..
30years passed now the rickshaw walah is a happy man.he is a billionare..he owns a 3 bedroom palace in one of the bettr areas of delhi..his daughter well educated and married to a gud guy..a small family living happily..though his frens still struggling in the same old jhuggi pleasuring the smoke of the same beedi..
wat happend that changed his life??
was it some LOTTERY OR SOME HIDDEN TREASURE..
well u dnt hav to think much just the RUPEE which he saved from not smoking and carefully preserved and nourished it got bigger and bigger with time and is worth 3 crore..yes its the same old rupee..

hmm speaking facts it does happen.not talking about the health or other things...just sit back and think again..
cost of a beedi pack and match box fr a day: rs 3
cost of a beedi pack and match box fr a month: rs 90
cost of a beedi pack and match box fr a yr: rs 1080

with all the mathematical calculations its proven...u add dis amount in the bank and keep on adding up the amount..it sums up to 3 crore 50 lakh in 30 years...

think again guys before smoking...agar ek beedi se 3 crore save kar sakte ho to ek golda flake ciggrette se to kya kya karskte ho...hmm think again before lighting a ciggrette..the pleasure frm it isnt worth a billion fr sure..

cat chase

"nana !! any ragging in the collge?"..ragging no way mumma.evrythng is cool..ekdum bindaas...lil do they know that i came across something like dat just da bfre nyt they called...its was the frst sem exams..studying with music was my way of doing things..so i pluuged in my music player and was studying in my room....after a while i decided to take a stroll around da campus at 9 o clock to freshen up my mind..music was on and checking the mobile... i was slowly taking a long walk and staying away frm the walk way as i was told that u hav snakes walking mre often then people at nyt in them,then i moved towards the canteen area..i was just about to turn back towards the hostel that i saw someone waving at me....i took a pause plugged out the music and gave a ultra casual reply "MEE??"...........

"aurkya BHENC***" came the reply....aha seems like trouble....i spotted a tall guy standing with two sitting in much mre calm manner...."yes wat is it?" i asked as if i dint knew wat was going to happen...my voice had already arousen the felow sitting frm his meditating state and he came up to me and.....ma ke **** behen c*** went on and on and on...."ahhh sir maza agaya ..bahut din hogaye hindi mai gaali nahi suni..dilli ki yaad agayi"..tu dilli se hai??

aha the trick had worked..the senior had sme secret affection fr the northies....dont know ye har jagah koi na koi jhagda kyun hota hai...northies or southies junior is a junior..but hehe right now who cares if it saves my ass frm RAGGING tonight i m a northie...

haan sir..i m from delhi....suddenly the third guy turned and said "he is the one wo ground floor wala bht shana hai"....ahem should i be happy that he knows me or shud i rather be sad fr the thing dat he thinks that i m shana"....kyun saale bahut shana hai tu....nooo nooo sir...kya sir aap bhi...

chal khade hoja idhar aur salute maar...salutes are almost part and parcel of evry ragging sessions and curriculum....gitam salute to start with....hmmm cant give the exact details but yeah gitam salute had its unique feature .hehe...hogaya..thodi sharam ayi but fine...den sme SD..boleto self detail...meow meow bhou bhou my name is nitin...with almost evryline starting and ending with meow meow and bhou bhou i completed my SD in respectable 30 takes..dekha seniors want perfection frm u..."mummy seniors are very helpfull mummy"..ahh the senior was in no mood now...phew that saved me...we sat there...so nw he was checking me out..took my music player,my cellphone..made a call to his gal fren..and then he spotted a cat near the canteen area...jaage pakad ke leke aa ..nahi laya to cell nahi dunga..now dis sucks man....u cant expect to run behind a cat at dis tym..nt even if it carries a handsome reward...but then senior is a senior..and junior is a junior..i ran behind it..hehe.it was funny..maja bhi aya..by no way i cud match that cat..either i was new to ragging or it was used to such types of ragging style..wateva it was the senior asked me to stop finaly...hmm he was satisfied ..phew i did well i suppose..performance kaisa tha sir...

hmm..to bta kya kya karta hai...sir cricket khelta hun...hmm acha to match khelega????

well surely....dont know why but the challenge and excitement made me say yes..the senior said u lose and u take my whole team out fr a day.....and wat if u lose sir????

damn why did i ask that..was he gonna beat me up...?...another round of SD???

OR THE CAT CHASE???

well unlikely the senior just smiled and said..."i lyk u"....match khel pehle!!!!

match to be continued..

BIRD WATCH AND BABE WATCH !!!

babes and chicks ,duckulu,batulu,..so many terms but all mean the same..gals gals and more gals..college main best thing evryday is like a trip to fairyland..bbm engineering dental foriegn trade ...seems like a multibrand store..you get all type of gals to look around..the best site probably in front of the bheemas canteen under the shade of the tree..bhaiya ultimate feel ata hai..but hey the title started of with something called BIRD WATCH..hmm with all these birds around sighting some real BIRDS isnt dat difficult..early morning while walking towards my class in arthur cotton bhavan i come across this majestic indoor stadium named KODI RAMA MURTY INDOOR STADIUM...yavado wrestler anta....i heard some strange sound from the top of the roof shelter..as i looked closely there was a strange bird resembling like a bald eagle.. bald eagles heard they are in america..?..looked down more closely it was a eagle for sure but was it a bald eagle..for continuosly 6 days i spotted the same bird in the same place..and i decided this thing might be a good finding..hav to find out wat exactly it was..google search engine...BIRD IN INDIA...searching out for the best possible close association of the eagle i spotted ,with the pictures of various birds..i finaly think what i spotted was Booted Eagle (Hieraaetus pennatus)..mostly thats wat i can guess..hehe..galat hua to kya ukhad loge..anywayz wud get back again with some mre birds and chicks..

mail today!!

have always been a regular reader of the times of india..but came across a new change..MAIL TODAY..hmm well its handy easy to read as the papers dont pop out..but hmm wat abt the news...is it gud to read,delhi times ka masla milega..the language..hmm not realy impressive.india will shine in T20 says MSD...dekhte hain with not much of entertainment in this ipl2 have to watch out does india realy outshines...strangely to most peoples surprise this seasons F1 championship has been complete disaster..the intrest the feel all lost..teams backing out...ferrari threatening to get out of F1 not realy good signs..the game is losing its charm..being the costliest game till now its really hard to keep up..haha ..recession does has it effect here also..force india does marginally better but still waiting for the maiden points..hope it makes it before the company goes into bankruptcy..
pink boxer!!! aha something good ..us army man goes into war with pink boxers.becomes popular in one night... INFERENCE :stripteasing is also a part of us army curriculam..probably a great psychological warfare..
rest nothing much of intresting stuff..politics as usual covering almost evry bit available in the paper and IPL doing the rest..by the way DECCAN CHARGERS WON!!! cha..atleast had RCB won thodi ijjat to bachti..daredevils ne mooh kala krwadia..wapas vizag kaise jaunga...
dats all from the paper ..wud get back in a while..

the republic day 2008

night in the hostel rooms seriously head digged into the notes,materials,books and preparing for the semester YK throws up the book and says man i cant take it anymore i need a break..wanna get some beer....BEER !!! stop kidding me i m in first year and mom said "carefull my child no bad habits"...i said no..he asked again..by this time the whole bunch all cse guys had their books closed..something more important then the semster had turned up..yup CHILLING BEER on a chilly jan nyt is times better then books and notes..jumping into action was me and rajesh..our task crawl up to the campus wall and walk all the way 1km to get the divine liquid that could well probably get u bettr grades in the sem or even more..who knows..we guys never tasted it..at 12 o clock buying 4 bottles of beer from an overpriced beach resort we both were walking back towards the campus with the bottles carefully inside collge bag...12 o clock on the beach road hmm splendid..as almost reaching the wall we came across someone shouting..that was the moment when every part of my body froze ..we tried to walk as if we hadnt heard anythng but voices came again..we looked around but there was no one...bloody rajesh was like throw the bottles away..wat went through my mind i dont know i still holded the bag with me..WAT IF THE WARDEN CATCHES US WITH THE BOTTLES...????
nyt outside campus beer bottles and that tooo juniors..probably the most unlikely positions u wud ever wana be..i quickly asked my frn just follow me..and without looking anywhre..i scaled back on to the campus wall..and lo we were into the campus..succesfully bringing the divine liquid with us fighting all odds...
the room was set by then..chips kurkure peanuts and no signs of the books...the 6 young boys who have till now only heard of C2H5OH in chemistry had smething to experiment with..although all were first timers,some started as if they wke up early in the morning not with coffe or milk but with chilled beer..while some were just waiting for all the others to drink up first and assure them that it isnt any poison and yes they can live up to write the exam the day after..
within no time the bottles were finished..evry one had his share...and yeah now we are men!!!
hmm bottles in hand.how to dispose hem..one said throw them into the garden besides..gud idea lets do this..with the four bottles three people me sharat and yk went up to the hostel boundry wall..here goes the first bottle...DHUD!!! perfect landing onto the soft grass..common go fr the next one ...TSSHHH!!! oops sorryy dint meant to break it...the watchmen started to whistle..o my god !!! BHAAGOO!!! suddenly sharat shouted "who will throw these"...TSSHHH !!! TSHHH!!!...here goes the other two...running back to the room there was a feeling of achievement..yes hostel life is fun..we are gonna rock....HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!!!!

smart marketing!!!

someone mentioned one day americans make the best marketing personels..i ll hardly agree to that..marketing skill an india..u bettr lookout for..the first tym in vizag and living outside the city,the most uncommon thing to find out in a pan shop would be record sheets and even some painkiller medicine...when i was about to pay the money..the old man in the lungi says..."this shop is the only one where you can get anythng just dont think its a pan shop"..wel since then i hav made enough rounds to the shop and true to his words he never dissapointed me..

recession !!!!

recession.....one of the most frequent terms in use in 2009...it was probably in nov2008 when i first came across the word in the newspapr..i hardly knew wat does it mean..and wat all significence it has in my life...but slowly the thing has crept in..and it does matter a lot..there was the time when i joined computer science engineering people used to say its realy the future..and now haa..even old village people say "bhaiya tumhare liye to bura waqt hai CSE kahe le liya"..well dont know wat exactly would happen to my futre but one thing for sure things like these get some seriousness back in life...a fear crept in but also the feeling to excel...things are no more the same .and sometimes there should be no regret on the past decision..its just the thing ahead dat shud be in the mind....

for my gurus

well there are times when u have passed over a certain period of time..u had something in heart ,that gratitude that respect..u always wanted to show..u moved on with the feeling in the heart but never really showed them up...i m one those fellows.this is for GULATI MAM and KWATRA SIR.my teachers in 9th and 10th..maybe widout much notice of them they changed me into a bettr person..from my childhood it was a TAG on me "HYMA'S BROTHER".be it the maths teacher or english or even the principal.sabko yehi yaad rehta hai HYMA'S BROTHER...u get spanking from ur computer teacher..she just says "look at u !! are u realy HYMA'S BROTHER??"..
i almost never had an identity of mine..but it was in 9th maybe for the first time i was known by my name..dat was the time when NITIN DID OUTSMART HER SISTER...

FINALLY A START!!!!

a START!!! and dat too finaly ..might be ironical but some times u need to start of things wich hav been pending for long tym...blogging was one of the things in my mind over a long period of tym ,but yeah LAZY BONES..."LIKHLENGE JALDI KYA HAI" this was wat i always said..but when u hav 2 months of free time and wana do something productive hmm blogging isnt that bad idea..ofcourse working in a BPO, salsa classes,gym workouts,swimming,hockey,all great options....but LAZYBONES...so sticking to this blog...